you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
MIDGETS
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I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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