Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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