I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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