What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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