I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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