On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
