What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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