I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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