You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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