the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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