I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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