Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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