Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Bring me that man meat
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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