She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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