Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he told me I talked like a deaf person
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I enjoy the company of your penis
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