it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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