Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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