i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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