i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Dick very happy bro
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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