my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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