I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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