just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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