she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So much rum. So many feels.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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