Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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