you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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