I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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