i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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