when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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