No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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