My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
she peed on how many people?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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