Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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