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(706): View more from Georgia

Her name starts with A and ends with whore.

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(613): View more from Ontario

It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.

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(520): View more from Arizona

So you had sex with my brother?

(1-520): View more from Arizona

It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.

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(231): View more from Michigan

who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused

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(713): View more from Texas

onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.

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(530): View more from California

Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!

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