They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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