I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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