are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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