They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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