i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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