Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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