Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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