Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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