Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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