goodnight i made you a song goodbye
he wants to bone in the snuggie
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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