all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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