You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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