Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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