I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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