What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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