I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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