It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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