It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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