Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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